Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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