I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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