He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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