He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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