whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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