I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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