is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
