good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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