if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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