she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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