Will you blow on my dice?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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