The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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