We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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