He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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