maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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