I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Damn victory sex feels great
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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