Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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