Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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