Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
and you said cock pushups were impossible
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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