my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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