guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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