I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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