Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's never too late to be topless.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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