We won't sleep together?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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