508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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