I'm so fucking centered right now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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