The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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