so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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