oh god the rape fog is back!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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