You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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