you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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