That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think my moral compass just broke
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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