Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Congratulations! We have a period
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