I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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