Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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