no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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