If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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