Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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