that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
third nipple confirmed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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