she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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