You really coming over, don't trick.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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