Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize