I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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