Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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