There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
God, I missed his penis.
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