You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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