THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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