Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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