just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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