ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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