So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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