he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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