hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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