pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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